Our team is doing so badly that “Manager of the Month” isn’t an award.It’s an appointment!
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?They got jellygated!
What is black and white and black and white and black and white?A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?He was the skipper!
Manager: I’ll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year’s time?Young player: OK, I’ll come back in a year’s time!
Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How?Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!
What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was a freak hic!
