Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.

Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?A: A LOCOmotive.

The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.

Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said,” I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60.”Tom looked at him, amazed. ” Breaking 60? That’s amazing!”Hawk smiled and said,” Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could … Continue reading →

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.

Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don’t look I’m changing!!

A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train stops at station and he faced so much of problem as all shops to purchase eatables were … Continue reading →

I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: ‘Come on in. They’re bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!’ Later I learned he was talking about the … Continue reading →

A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and … Continue reading →

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?Carpet !