If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?Cornflakes!
Why aren’t football stadiums built in outer space?Because there is no atmosphere!
Ref: I’m sending you off Player: What for?Ref: The rest of the match!
Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market?They tend to go cheep!
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?Bring on their subs!
Our team is doing so badly that “Manager of the Month” isn’t an award.It’s an appointment!
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?They got jellygated!
