The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out “Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup.” Snow White says “Well at least Dopey’s alive!”
Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him
Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do anything for 3 points”, he said when questioned.
Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!
Why are football players never asked for dinner?Because they’re always dribbling!
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?Because he liked sole music!
Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James Bond type of player,” he told his friends. “I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition.””Batted .007,” his wife added.
A true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, “Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?”Wilkins replied, “I don’t know and I don’t care!”
It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field goal. When the official called yet another close one in the visitors’ favor, the home quarterback blew […]
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can’t jump!
