What part of a football ground is never the same?The changing rooms!
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?Bring on their subs!
Our team is doing so badly that “Manager of the Month” isn’t an award.It’s an appointment!
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?They got jellygated!
What is black and white and black and white and black and white?A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?He was the skipper!
Manager: I’ll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year’s time?Young player: OK, I’ll come back in a year’s time!
