Q: What did one math book say to the other?A: Man I got a lot of problems!

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Pupil: The art teacher doesn’t like what I’m making ?Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?Pupil: Mistakes !

Mother: “Why are you home from school so early?” Son: “I was the only one who could answer a question.” Mother: “Oh, really? What was the question? Son: “Who threw the eraser at the principal?”

Principal: Do you do your homework?Kid: Now & ThenPrincipal: Where do you do it?Kid: Here & TherePrincipal: Put him in the closet!!!Kid: Hey, When will I get out?Principal: Oh, sooner or later

Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

Caspar: I was the teacher’s pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn’t afford a dog.

Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !

TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”JOHNNY: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn’t exist 100 years ago ?Pupil: Me !

Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?