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Q: What did one math book say …

5 Jan , 2014  

Q: What did one math book say to the other?A: Man I got a lot of problems!

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Q. Why did the jellybean go to…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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Pupil: The art teacher doesn’t…

5 Jan , 2014  

Pupil: The art teacher doesn’t like what I’m making ?Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?Pupil: Mistakes !

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Mother: “Why are you home from…

5 Jan , 2014  

Mother: “Why are you home from school so early?” Son: “I was the only one who could answer a question.” Mother: “Oh, really? What was the question? Son: “Who threw the eraser at the principal?”

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Principal: Do you do your home…

5 Jan , 2014  

Principal: Do you do your homework?Kid: Now & ThenPrincipal: Where do you do it?Kid: Here & TherePrincipal: Put him in the closet!!!Kid: Hey, When will I get out?Principal: Oh, sooner or later

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Science teacher: What happened…

5 Jan , 2014  

Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

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Caspar: I was the teacher’s pe…

5 Jan , 2014  

Caspar: I was the teacher’s pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn’t afford a dog.

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Teacher: What is the formula f…

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !

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TEACHER: “Can anybody give an …

5 Jan , 2014  

TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”JOHNNY: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

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Teacher: Why have you got cott…

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pu…

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?

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Teacher: Fred, I’m glad to see…

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher: Fred, I’m glad to see your writing has improved.Pupil: Thank youTeacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !