Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size?A: Silicone chips.

Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis?A: She’s still looking for a lake with a slope.

Q: What is a blonde’s definition of a naval destroyer?A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team?A: A new version of the lawn dart’s game.

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum?A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time?A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.

Q: What can save a dying blonde?A: Hair transplants.

Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.

Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?A: Siamese twins.

Q: Why don’t blonde’s like audio-books?A: There aren’t any pictures.