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Why did the goal post get angr…

25 Feb , 2014  

Why did the goal post get angry ?Because the bar was rattled !

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What is the bank manager’s fav…

25 Feb , 2014  

What is the bank manager’s favourite type of football ?Fiver side !

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What part of a football ground…

25 Feb , 2014  

What part of a football ground is never the same ?The changing rooms !

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What should a football team do…

25 Feb , 2014  

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ?Bring on their subs !

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Did you hear about the footbal…

25 Feb , 2014  

Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ?They got jellygated !

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Ref:I’m sending you off Player…

25 Feb , 2014  

Ref:I’m sending you off Player: What for ?Ref: The rest of the match !

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Why do artists never win when …

25 Feb , 2014  

Why do artists never win when they play football ?They keep drawing !

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What is a runner’s favourite s…

25 Feb , 2014  

What is a runner’s favourite subject in school ?Jog-raphy !

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Where do spiders play their FA…

25 Feb , 2014  

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ?Webley stadium !

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What stories are told by baske…

25 Feb , 2014  

What stories are told by basketball players ?Tall stories !

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How do you stop squirrels play…

25 Feb , 2014  

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !

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Q: What is the difference betw…

25 Feb , 2014  

Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.