Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?They prefer cricket matches!
If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?Cornflakes!
Why aren’t football stadiums built in outer space?Because there is no atmosphere!
Ref: I’m sending you off Player: What for?Ref: The rest of the match!
Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market?They tend to go cheep!