Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?They might be cheetahs!

Why did the chicken get sent off?For persistent fowl play!

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?It was a cup draw!

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?The bored room!

Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground!

How did the basketball court get wet?The players dribbled all over it!