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Two ladies were hanging out to…

12 Mar , 2012  

Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. “What’s wrong?”The depressed one replied, “I’ve been married four times and everyone of my husbands has passed away.”The other lady asked, “What did they used to do?”The depressed lady replied, “Well, my first husband was a millionaire, the second was a magician, the third was […]

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Marriage is nature’s way of pr…

12 Mar , 2012  

Marriage is nature’s way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.

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When Mr. Maxwell’s wife left h…

12 Mar , 2012  

When Mr. Maxwell’s wife left him he couldn’t sleep.”She took the bed!”

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QUESTION: What is honeymoon? A…

12 Mar , 2012  

QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between, “I do” and “You’d better!”

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QUESTION: Why should a honeymo…

12 Mar , 2012  

QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

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QUESTION: Do you know what is …

12 Mar , 2012  

QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

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The wedding was over, and the …

12 Mar , 2012  

The wedding was over, and the reception was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great time with other members of the wedding party. His wife, Betty was not. “Don’t be to mad at Dave,” a friend told her. “He did a terrific job. I’d be glad to have him usher at my […]

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Wife, opening mail, to spouse:…

12 Mar , 2012  

Wife, opening mail, to spouse: “The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn’t it wonderful that they’re not going to bother us anymore?’

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“The thrill is gone from my ma…

12 Mar , 2012  

“The thrill is gone from my marriage,” Brian told his best friend Mike. “Why not add some intrigue to your life, and have an affair?” his friend suggested. “But what if my wife finds out?” “Heck, we are almost on the begining of the 21st centrury, Brian. Go ahead and tell her about it!” So […]

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A woman decided to have her po…

12 Mar , 2012  

A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.” “But you are not wearing any of those things.” “I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, […]

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My wife sez that I’m too extra…

12 Mar , 2012  

My wife sez that I’m too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I’ll have to beg. I told her I’d be fine. I mean look at all the experience I’ve got.

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The groom, upon his engagement…

12 Mar , 2012  

The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’vefound a woman just like mother!” His father replied, “So what doyou want from me, sympathy?”