One day there was two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn’t figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at […]

This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla’s cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to […]

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?”When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in […]

There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.Well, here’s the answer: It’s simple………nobody bothered to check the oil. Didn’t know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical. Most of the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma, and all […]

Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone

Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?A: Both can smell it but can’t eat it.

Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.

Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small?A: Is it in.

Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common?A: They’re both filled with stiffs, one’s coming, one’s going.

Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?A: They are both substitute meats.

Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job?A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q: Define Transvestite:A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.