A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and thedalmation said to the hound, “Hey, check out my web site!” The hound askedfor the address and the dalmation responded,”www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.

Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?A. “Rough rough”.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his “paw.”

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?Woofleball

Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?A.It doesn’t want to become a hot dog.

Q: What’s got four legs and no ears?A: Mike Tyson’s dog.

Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter.First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me.Second woman: … Continue reading →

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?Because he’s the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.