Why are pigs such early risers? Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?

Why are pigs such great football fans? They’re always rooting.

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!

Who is the greatest painter of this century? Pigcasso!

Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones.

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In his hog cabin!

Where is the most open green space in New York City? Central Pork

When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake? Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Where did the piglets study their ABC’s? At a school for higher loining.

Where do bad pigs go? They get sent to the pen.

Where do retired pigs go for warm weather? The tropigs!

What’s that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head? Didn’t you tell me to put out a stop swine?