Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators. I’ve never seen an alligator In a tree. That’s because the pigs do such a good job.
Why didn’t the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last.
Why didn’t the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own? He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
Why didn’t the piglets listen to the teacher pig?Because he was an old boar.
Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?It was Saint Patrick’s Day.
Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud.
Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split a seam in his blue ones.
