When pigs get a toothache, who do they see?’ Painless Porker.

What’s that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head? Didn’t you tell me to put out a stop swine?

What would happen if pigs could fly?Bacon would go up!

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?”Stop “N Slop Markets”

What would happen if pigs went on strike? They’d form pigget lines.

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?The Olympigs!

What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don’t say anything. Just get out of the way.

What soft drink do pigs like best? Root beer.

What song do pigs sing on New Year’s Eve? Auld Lang Swine.

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?Sir Lunchalot.

What kind of pig do sows dislike? Male Chauvinist Pigs.

What position does the pig play in football? Loinback.