Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !

What do you call a pig with three eyes? …A piiig

A city child came running into the farmhouse. “No wonder that mama pig is so big,” she yelled. “There’s a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!”

A pig’s favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.

All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I don’t believe that No? Well, just watch out for their chops.