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The teacher was furious with h…

14 Jun , 2013  

The teacher was furious with her son. “Just because you’ve been put in my class, there’s no need to think you can take liberties. You’re a pig.” The boy said nothing. “Well! Do you know what a pig is?” “Yes, Mom,” said the boy. “The offspring of a swine.”

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Who do they get for Babe the p…

14 Jun , 2013  

Who do they get for Babe the pig’s dangerous movie scenes?A stunt ham.

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What kind of tie does a pig we…

14 Jun , 2013  

What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig’s tie !

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Why do pigs never recover from…

14 Jun , 2013  

Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !

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What do you get when you cross…

14 Jun , 2013  

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore.

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What did the pig call a manusc…

14 Jun , 2013  

What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story.

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What do you get if you cross p…

14 Jun , 2013  

What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !

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Why did the pig send his story…

14 Jun , 2013  

Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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What famous pig actor made a m…

14 Jun , 2013  

What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff.

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Why was the pig happy when rev…

14 Jun , 2013  

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage.

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What did the pig say when he f…

14 Jun , 2013  

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? “Mmm. Canapes.”

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What are the pigs warned to lo…

14 Jun , 2013  

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets.