Did you hear about the pig’s vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother’s day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.
Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn’t get it off the ground. .
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it “Ham Hocks”.
A city child came running into the farmhouse. “No wonder that mama pig is so big,” she yelled. “There’s a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!”
All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I don’t believe that No? Well, just watch out for their chops.
