Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, “Who turned of the lights”.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!
Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she’s wearing a fat necklace !!
YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet
yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!
Yo mama is so fat…that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thoughtshe was Planet Earth
yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.
