Yo mama’s like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!

Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized atSea world. (Lionheartyz)

Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W’s.

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to usethe bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

your mama’s so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt

Yo mama’s so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!