YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

Yo Mama’s so fat that while she’s sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, “Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in.”

YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.

UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.

YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to usethe bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

your mama’s so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt

Yo mama’s so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

yo mama is so fat you could use her bellybutton as a wishing well…