yo mama’s o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

Yo Mama’s so stupid,she got locked in a “Furniture World” and slept on the floor.

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book

yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.

Yo Mama’s so fat she sank the Titanic!

Yo Mamas teeth are so yellowI can’t believe it’s not butter.

Yo mama’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID “WHAT YAR DOING ” SHE SAID “MOVING” !!!