yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..

Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

Your Momma’s so black she got counted absent at night school.

your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.

yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.

yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

Yo Mamas teeth are so yellowI can’t believe it’s not butter.

Yo mama’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.