your mama’s so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt

Yo mama’s so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

yo mama is so fat you could use her bellybutton as a wishing well…

Yo Mama is so fat…when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars

Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as aslip and slide.

Yo mama is so fat…that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure

Yo mama is so ugly the government movedhalloween to her birthday.

Yo mama is so fat…that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thoughtshe was Planet Earth

yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.