yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine on a cloudy day”…..

Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.

yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

Your Momma’s so black she got counted absent at night school.

your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.

yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.

yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs