yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine on a cloudy day”…..

Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.

yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends

Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..