You mama’s so skinny ….she can hang glide with a dorito!

your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.

Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, “Who turned of the lights”.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!

Yo Mama so fat, she’s gotta wake up in sections

Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she’s wearing a fat necklace !!

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

yo mama’s o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

Yo Mama’s so stupid,she got locked in a “Furniture World” and slept on the floor.

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book

yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.