Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.
What is the vampire’s favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.
Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.
Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood.
What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.
Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.