How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.
Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.
Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?He had loved in vein.
Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.
Two men were having a drink together. One said, “I’d rather live with a vampire than with my wife.” “Why’s that?” asked the other. “Because she’s always trying to bite my head off,” he replied.