Why did the vampire go to hospital?He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He’s looking for a crypt writer.
Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.
Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world’s slowest vampire.