Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.

Which vampire ate the three bears’ porridge? Ghouldilocks.

Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.

When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.

Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.

What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

When the picture of the vampire’s grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.

What is a vampire’s favourite soup ?Scream of mushroom !