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What is the best way to talk t…

26 Apr , 2014  

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?By long distance.

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How does a girl vampire flirt?…

26 Apr , 2014  

How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.

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What do you call a vampire tha…

26 Apr , 2014  

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?Jack-u-la !

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MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up…

26 Apr , 2014  

MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

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What do you call a vampire in …

26 Apr , 2014  

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?Mack-u-la !

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Do you know how to catch a squ…

26 Apr , 2014  

Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

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What do you get if you cross a…

26 Apr , 2014  

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?Something that goes straight for the juggler !

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What do you get if you cross a…

26 Apr , 2014  

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?Something you wouldn’t want to unwrap !

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Why did the vampire go crazy a…

26 Apr , 2014  

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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What do vampires make sandwich…

26 Apr , 2014  

What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.

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What do you get if you cross a…

26 Apr , 2014  

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don’t know but it would slow him down.

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Why did the vampire stand at t…

26 Apr , 2014  

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.