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Why are vampire families so cl…

26 Apr , 2014  

Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.

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Which flavor ice cream is Drac…

26 Apr , 2014  

Which flavor ice cream is Dracula’s favorite? Vein-illa.

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What do you get if you cross D…

26 Apr , 2014  

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?A bite in shining armor.

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What’s Dracula’s car called? A…

26 Apr , 2014  

What’s Dracula’s car called? A mobile blood unit.

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What do you call a vampire jun…

26 Apr , 2014  

What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.

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Why do vampires hate arguments…

26 Apr , 2014  

Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

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What is the best way to talk t…

26 Apr , 2014  

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?By long distance.

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How does a girl vampire flirt?…

26 Apr , 2014  

How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.

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What do you call a vampire tha…

26 Apr , 2014  

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?Jack-u-la !

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MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up…

26 Apr , 2014  

MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

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What do you call a vampire in …

26 Apr , 2014  

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?Mack-u-la !

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Do you know how to catch a squ…

26 Apr , 2014  

Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!