Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?Something that goes straight for the juggler !
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?Something you wouldn’t want to unwrap !
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back.
Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.
One vampire to the other : ” Let’s go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner”!
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ?It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, ‘Who’s a pretty boy then ?’!
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?He cut all his fingers off !
