Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

100 Yo Momma/Mama Jokes. Funny or not?

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”