What does a witch enjoy cooking most?Gnomelettes.

What did the young witch say to her mother?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you’ll be able to get up for a spell.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm.

Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.

What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?To keep their hats pointed.

What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates.

How do you get milk from a witch’s cat? Steal her saucer.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.

Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She’s forecasting sunny spells.