What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!

What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I’d put a curse on you – but somebody beat me to it!

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!

Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.

What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.

What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.

Why won’t a witch wear a flat cap? Because there’s no point in it.

What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.

How can you make a witch itch? Take away her “W.”

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?Gnomelettes.

What did the young witch say to her mother?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.