First witch: My, hasn’t your little girl grown ?Second witch: Yes, she’s certainly gruesome.

Why do witches have stiff joints ?They get broomatism !

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?’Voodoo like to dance with me ?’

Who went into a witche’s den and came out alive ?The witch !

Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg?She kept trying to poach her ideas.

What did the young witch say to her mother ?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!

What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I’d put a curse on you – but somebody beat me to it!

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!

Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.

Witch l: “How do you manage to stay in shape?” Witch 2: “I get a lot of hexercise.”

Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust?The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.