First witch: My, hasn’t your little girl grown ?Second witch: Yes, she’s certainly gruesome.

Why do witches have stiff joints ?They get broomatism !

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?’Voodoo like to dance with me ?’

Who went into a witche’s den and came out alive ?The witch !

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?Ivy.

What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.

What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.

What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.

Why won’t a witch wear a flat cap? Because there’s no point in it.

What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.

How can you make a witch itch? Take away her “W.”