What’s the witches favourite pop group ?Broomski Beat !

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?A witch with a blindfold !

Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?Don’t bite any witches !

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?Ivy.

What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.

What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.

What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.

Why won’t a witch wear a flat cap? Because there’s no point in it.

What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.

How can you make a witch itch? Take away her “W.”