Where did the witch get her furniture ?From the ideal gnome exhibition !

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?By her suntan !

What’s the witches favourite pop group ?Broomski Beat !

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?A witch with a blindfold !

Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?Don’t bite any witches !

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright !’Owl be seeing you later.’

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?She calls the flying squad !

1st Witch: What’s your new boyfriend like ?2nd Witch: He’s mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil – but he has some bad points too !

What is the witches motto ?We came, we saw, we conjured !

Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ?Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ?Witch: No I wouldn’t.Wizard: No, well nor will she.

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?She has a big “W” embroidered on her pyjamas !