How do you know when there’s a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?Rabbit up nicely, it’s a gift!
How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she’s running out of the woods.
How is a rabbit like a plum? They’re both purple, except for the rabbit.
Lara Rabbit: Do you think that’s Sophie’s natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.
