What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?A bunion.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite book?Hop on Pop.

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.

What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?Warren !

What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?Wheelburrows!

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?A dumb bunny.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?A yeaster bunny!

What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.

What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.