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Why did the rabbit run out of …

5 Jan , 2014  

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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Why did the rabbit have troubl…

5 Jan , 2014  

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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Why did the rabbits go on stri…

5 Jan , 2014  

Why did the rabbits go on strike?They wanted a better celery!

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Why do rabbits go to the beaut…

5 Jan , 2014  

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.

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Why is a bunny the luckiest an…

5 Jan , 2014  

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?It has 4 rabbits’ feet.

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What do you get if you pour bo…

5 Jan , 2014  

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?Hot, cross bunnies !

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Q. Did you hear the Energizer …

5 Jan , 2014  

Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!

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Q: What do you get when you cr…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?A: Curly hare.

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Two Rabbits are running from a…

5 Jan , 2014  

Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one “ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, “were going to run for it you idiot I’m your brother.

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A lady opened her refrigerator…

5 Jan , 2014  

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves,”What are you doing in there?” she asked.The rabbit replied, “This is a Westinghouse, isn’t it?”The lady confirmed, “Yes.” “Well,” the rabbit said, “I’m westing.”

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Why couldn’t the rabbit fly ho…

5 Jan , 2014  

Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn’t have the hare fare.

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Why did the bald man paint rab…

5 Jan , 2014  

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?Because from a distance they looked like hares!