Rabbit jokes
5 Jan , 2014
Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
What’s a rabbits’ favorite movie?Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
What’s a rabbits’ favorite musical?Hare.
What’s a rabbits’ favorite song?”Hoppy Birthday to You.”
What’s a rabbits’ favorite TV show?Hoppy Days.
What’s a rabbits’ favourite car?Any make, just as long it’s a hutchback!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?A bunion.
What’s a rabbits’ favorite book?Hop on Pop.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?A harenet.
What’s a rabbits’ favorite dance?The bunny hop.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?A pip squeak.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, “Ribbit.”