What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone’s forehead?Unsightly facial hare!
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.