What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?A yeaster bunny!

What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.

What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.

What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.

What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone’s forehead?Unsightly facial hare!

What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.

What do rabbits put in their computers?Hoppy disks!

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?Deviled eggs!

How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she’s running out of the woods.

How is a rabbit like a plum? They’re both purple, except for the rabbit.

Lara Rabbit: Do you think that’s Sophie’s natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.