What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?Rabbit up nicely, it’s a gift!
How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she’s running out of the woods.
How is a rabbit like a plum? They’re both purple, except for the rabbit.
Lara Rabbit: Do you think that’s Sophie’s natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.
My friend is nuts. He thinks he’s Bugs Bunny. But I’m positive he isn’t. How do you know he isn’t? Because I am.
Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.
Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I’m all out of carrots. What should I do? Friend: Don’t worry; be hoppy!
