What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.

What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.

What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.

What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone’s forehead?Unsightly facial hare!

What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.

What do rabbits put in their computers?Hoppy disks!

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?Deviled eggs!

Lara Rabbit: Do you think that’s Sophie’s natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.

May I buy half a rabbit?No, we don’t split hares!

My friend is nuts. He thinks he’s Bugs Bunny. But I’m positive he isn’t. How do you know he isn’t? Because I am.