What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?It became a daddy short legs !
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?Where in earth have you been !
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?Very big worm holes in your garden !
What did the woodworm say to the chair ?It’s been nice gnawing you !
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?it has a blue light !
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?They can lighten your load !
What did the maggot say to another ?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !
Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple ?Because everyone had to go on in pairs !
