What kind of wig can hear ?An earwig !

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?Ear we go !

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?Worm your way out of that one !

What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ?A grasshover !

What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?A centipede with a wooden leg !

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?He took too long to put his boots on !

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?A centipede with athlete’s foot !

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?Half a centipede !

Why was the centipede late ?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby brother !

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What do insects learn at school ?Mothmatics !

How do you make a butterfly ?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !