How do you make a glow worm happy ?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted !
What’s a glow worms favourite song ?Wake me up before you glow glow !
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?Because her children weren’t that bright !
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?Light ale !
What did the maggot say to another ?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !
What did one centipede say to the other centipede ?You’ve got a lovely pair of legs, You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs ….!
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?Turns over a new leaf !
Why don’t other bugs like earwigs ?Because they are always earwigging their conversations !
